Happy Friday, Wake Up Right fam! Today wraps up our run of abbreviated newsletters – thanks for sticking with me while I recharged the batteries. Hope these quick hits kept you in the loop.

We’re back to full speed on Monday… And we have a lot to catch up on!

• 🔞 56% of D.C. carjacking suspects are minors

• 🇮🇱 32% of U.S. supports Israel's action in Gaza

• ✌️ On this day in 1974, Richard Nixon announces resignation

• 📉 Trump approval avg: 45.9% approve, 51.4% disapprove

• 🍩 55% of U.S. daily calories are ultra-processed foods

^{Sources: The National Pulse, Gallup, History, RCP, Axios}

🧮 President Trump has ordered his administration to create a new census, in which illegal migrants will not be counted. Read more. YES. Democrats have extra House seats and electoral votes because the last census counted illegals.

🚖 Uber received a report of sexual assault or sexual misconduct in the U.S. almost every eight minutes on average between 2017 and 2022. Read more. 

💾 President Trump called on Intel CEO Lip-Bu Tan to resign because of his past ties to China. Read more.

🤝 President Trump and Vladimir Putin will reportedly meet next week to discuss ending the war in Ukraine. Read more.

🇮🇱 The Israeli government approved a plan to expand the war by taking control of Gaza City. Read more.

❤️‍🩹 Three additional victims of the 9/11 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center have been identified through advanced DNA analysis. Read more.

🤬 Patrick Brice, who brutally beat two elderly pro-life advocates, escaped jail time after Baltimore City Circuit Judge Yvette Bryant sentenced him to just one year of home detention. Read more.

🇻🇪 The US is now offering $50 million for information that leads to the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro. Read more.

🏈 Dolphins star quarterback Tua Tagovailoa says it's "an honor" to be named to President Trump's Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition. Read more.

🚇️ A 29-year-old woman was slashed multiple times by an unidentified Black man in his 20s on a New York City subway after she refused to hand over her bag. Read more.

✅ Stephen Miran, who currently serves as head of Trump's Council of Economic Advisors, has been tapped to fill a vacancy on the Federal Reserve Board of Governors. Read more.

🥇 President Trump will serve as the chairman of a new task force to oversee the 2028 Summer Olympics in LA. Read more.

💉 U.S. kindergarten vaccination rates inched down again last year and the share of children with exemptions rose to an all-time high 3.6%. Read more.

🎥 Greg Gutfeld appears on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Watch.

🎥 OFFENSE: Chalie Kirk explains how Trump plans to strip Democrats of 20 electoral votes. Watch.

🎥 Stephen Moore brings receipts to explain how Biden was faking the jobs numbers. Watch.

📰 Steve Bannon responds to the Daily Mail story claiming he's planning a 2028 presidential run. Read.

🎥 Nancy Pelosi emerges from her lair to pledge support for genital mutilation for kids. Watch.

🎥 Charlie Kirk reacts to South Park parodying him. Watch.

🎥 Scott Jennings cracks up over CNN panelists’ outrageous claim. Watch.

🎥 If you don't believe the left pays people to protest, watch this. Watch.

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